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MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz


TAGS: million immortality sunday
Rating: 4.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
Hmm.. good point! OTOH, with all that time on my hands, I'm sure I'd figure something out.


Sunday School -


TAGS: sunday school mencken
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:44 pm
This applies to a lot of other such schools in most religions.
Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 7:46 am

thjis is really nice bob. consider dropping this over to religifake as well. i think Moooooo would really like this.


SOCCER FANS -




EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia!


TAGS: seurat park jettee sunday monkey bustle
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2011, 1:18 am
Who stole the regulars?
ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 11:35 pm
Truer words were never said
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
my mind is full of fuck because of what you just said.
showmeone - February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
...because of burnt grass & the smell of sulfide gas ??
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
Yep, hardly find more than 1 person online when I'm on...
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 12:37 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Cheezburger around here. Spread it too thin and all substance is lost.
agdaniele - February 4, 2011, 12:32 am
Why do I bother drinking Guinness? It's not enough that we welcomed the squirt gun from the island of misfit toys... but nobody is around to chat with, either? Christ, this place...
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:46 am
Mooooo, it's been a pleasure.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:54 am
no worries, I am about to bail
Claire - December 29, 2010, 1:37 am
That's cool. I'd get on but I'm at my grandparents' and there's very little privacy.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:12 am
Just kickin back on vent
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:29 am
How is everyone tonight?
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
that*
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm not really sure what the means, but it sounds like fun.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
I know... I've got a life or something. Scary!
Claire - December 19, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks, Ag. Long time no see.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice to see you around, Claire... you're doing some fine work. Hope all is well.
agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 2:23 pm
Catch you later 5150... this ain't my scene.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:56 am
guess you bailed. anybody else breathing?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:20 am
I didnt get a vacation this year, it's not a big deal
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:19 am
other 1/2 is sending you a message for an opinion
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:15 am
That sounds good. I have my last final tomorrow and then it's Christmas break.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:14 am
and a xmas miracle for the family. better than turkey day
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:13 am
alive and well. new shift 4 10's. more crap to deal with daily, but more days off
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:58 pm
yep. so how you doing?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
I bet well all just got troll'd.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Halloween (rob zombie version) The perfect storm of genetics and environment to produce the perfect psychopath
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:45 pm
that kind of crazy was no accident.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
it did. I just thought I would bring on another encore before I quit.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
It's like she would accidentally hit the caps lock button periodically while she was typing and was too lazy to fix it.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh Jesus lol. That got on my nerves. As if RANDOM words and CHAractERs need UNNECESSARY emphaSIS.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:40 pm
but CRAZYCHAT will NEVer DIE!!!!! (AAAAhahahahaaaaaa)
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
I can now move on to another topic.... there are only so many posters you can do about llamas and spewing filth before it gets old
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I figured as much. i am lucky, laptop has built in mic as well as my other 1/2s
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
The llama was eliminated. No, I don't have Vent. ): No mic yet.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
are you on the vent thingy?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:33 pm
has the llama been shaved? It seems like it is hiding from our cold reception
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
Well that's good.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
DOING goood
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
speaking of dramallamas.... It has been quiet lately since the "cowboy up" discussion
Claire - December 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Moo+ is the kind of guy where your feelings for him come later- in the form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
Hey look over there!!!!!!What?...that's how I woo.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
I told you I am allergic to aggressive anal rape. (doesn't matter how I know) you will have to woo me first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wait, I'm not Gay...(but I'd still assrape 51, just to teach him a lesson. (even though he's been taught before and still craves the cock)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:32 pm
you say that now, but come over sometime....you;ll be walking funny for months........And I'm going to visit family, You won't understand 5150, since you were raised by skunks.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:27 pm
Just helping you out and giving you something to aspire to. I never knew you would feel shame and run away for the weekend. PS...don't kill yourself, there are midgets who love smaller guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:25 pm
FYI guys...I'm going away for the weekend, I'll be back Sunday night, So, Now's a good time to stop sending me pics of your junk. @5150....That was mostly aimed at you.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
hey all!
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
GCS looks like DonScorpione got a new middle initial...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 10:09 am
Sorry, You're "goat cheese sammich" for now....GCS for short.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:07 am
Yes sir mister mooo ( can you call me biz for the day)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 am
don't you get it Hammy?...You are whatever I say you are. If I call you a goat cheese sammich, you're a goat cheese sammich.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:02 am
why am I called the moti-virgin? anyway how about I call you daddy?(you too claire)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:15 am
oookaaayyyy..... anyways Hi all!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:42 pm
Masturbation doesn't count as sexual deviancy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
Big words from The Moti-Virgin.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:03 pm
Come on, you have no basis to not call me daddy, I am obviously superior to you in sexual deviancy, so you must call me daddy.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:31 pm
That's why I started with a new nick...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
So, Hammy made his 1000th post. But he did it by commenting on everything with no regard for content. I'll never call him Greybeard..(or Daddy)
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
didn't hurt as much as they said it would.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
did you have to get a cesarian for that?
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
just finished writing my play :D it's in Arabic, but still I'm proud of my child.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 4:30 pm
Don't mess with Don Scorpione... The amount of accidents is raising.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke as in if I post next he takes me out... sounded better in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
It wasn't a joke. Who didn't get what? I hope you'll be smarter next time.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I got banned for a day, that's why i was missing, apparently Grey didn't really get my joke :(
forseti - December 13, 2010, 10:13 am
Hawa is nervous because there are only 5 postings left to his first beard stubble... ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:48 am
I have a few min before i have to play dress up for work.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
so where is Hammy? Haven't seen a forum post from him in over a day... maybe he finally caught his elusive femme
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:39 am
Sometimes they do, barring the inane rantings of some
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
ROFL... yeah, you're right. The comments count! But I uploaded poster #300 today (of course with a 300 picture) and got this nice score. And I passed a big part of my exams last week. So I'm pretty happy right now ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:32 am
since he sold the van, privacy is harder to come by
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:31 am
well deserved, sir. I myself stopped worrying about my scores since the anonymous voting, and some other folks on here with issues
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:29 am
That's why you and Chompers were missing for about an hour at motifake convention last weekend?
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:27 am
THANK YOU btw! Rude forseti...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:26 am
Its my fault... I find clowns and herpes both really funny subjects....Now both together was 5 perfect storms
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:22 am
Good morning, America! Great day (for)²-seti! First time a 5.0 in my top10. 20 minutes I guess. But who cares...
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 9:56 am
it double posted for some odd reason.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:25 am
smn on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:42 am
A warning for low voting.....M. is working on it, Patience is a virtue my friend.
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
TheTrashHeap - December 12, 2010, 12:49 am
I just voted twice and got a warning?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
lol! Not quite.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
howdy claire! You curving bullets yet?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:19 am
Hello everyone.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:13 am
Hi ice
ICEMAN - December 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
And you still have a sense of humor?


CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL RERUN -


TAGS: sunday lesson rerun pew
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Budog - April 10, 2012, 4:17 pm
LOL love the humor. 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:14 am
Heh heh, nice work up, Greeny. RR looks pretty good there.


ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




SOCCER -


TAGS: life time day sunday game sport fan mom
Rating: 2.56/5

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OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:28 pm
i would start watching it when the players would look like this..... only with less clothes...


SUFFERANCE -




MARKO POKO -




Relax -


TAGS: motifake sunday mass
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 9:31 pm

I thought the same thing, Priss. It's too bad we don't have a "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here', section. Love the poster, but examining this photo closely for tags was almost more than I could bear.
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:13 pm
First glance I thought this was plus side material, until I saw the seams. Please tell me those are seams! :0
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 8:10 pm
Greeny 5L. Space bahaha. Gary ewww (said as the ice cream I just had is now starting to curdle in my gut)!
spacedog - February 23, 2014, 6:27 pm
Ha! That little guy has a lot of ground to cover.
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 5:26 pm
For some reason I just got a hankerin’ for some strawberry ice cream and chocolate syrup


TRADITION -


TAGS: screwing up sunday football
Rating: 4.62/5

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foobar - July 22, 2010, 11:51 am
5L (from a mormon!)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2010, 7:08 pm

huge...lol
Kung-Fu Devil - July 21, 2010, 10:50 am
This is amsome.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 10:48 am
Ditto Grey, this is so fukcing amsome! 5L
GreyScorpion - July 21, 2010, 10:46 am
that's some funny right there, 5L "#$%##$^!! jehovah's witnesses! why can't they show up at half time!"


Sunday School -




PALM SUNDAY - May yours be, like, far out, man...




IT'S SATIRE...SATIRE I TELL YOU -




I DON'T ALWAYS HATE FUNERALS - Just when they are in Danville on Sunday & over an hour late.




SUNDAY MORNINGS - Get me Alka Seltzer NOW!




HOLDING, NUMBER 78 - That penalty is declined Fourth Down


TAGS: it s sunday
Rating: 2.5/5

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Three Men and Easter's Coming -




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